i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
tell me about the fingering
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