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why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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