i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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