haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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