i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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