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She told me I should be a condom model.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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