About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
They have beer where we have blood.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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