I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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