what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
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