Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
This toilet bowl is my home.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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