O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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