i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Watching her eat just hurts me
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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