Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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