apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I think I just sharted jello shots
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Randomize
