id be glad to
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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