Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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