We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
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