he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
My friends, they love my intelligence
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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