At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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