The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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