Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Randomize
