Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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