His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
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