Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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