i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Randomize
