how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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