Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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