You work out of a Hotel?
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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