found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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