dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
