That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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