Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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