Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Randomize
