man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Randomize
