Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Is Oprah even human
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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