omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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