Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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