Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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