We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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