Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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