and i looked up. we had an audience...
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
tell me about the fingering
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