ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
