If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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