i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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