wrigley field is MILF paradise
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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