You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
