don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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