ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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