Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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