Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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